As you may have noticed, today has been a VERY bad day for spam submissions. The DD has been hitting the portal hard again, and they will likely do what they have been doing in the past: Trying to submit offensive crap in the portal. But here's what's especially unsettling...

This movie somehow managed to pass judgment with a score of 1.57. The Newgrounds FAQ states that:

"Movies are deleted if they fall below the listed score at the listed number of votes:

* 100 votes: 1.0
* 150 votes: 1.25
* 200 votes: 1.60"

The movie had a score of 1.50 last time I checked, and now has over 217 votes. By these criteria this submission should be removed from the portal! Why isn't it!? I suspect something is up, so give me some feedback on what you think! Are the DD hacking again, or did they somehow manage to get under 200 votes/a score of 1.60 when it passed?

It wasn't a good idea to begin with. On the other hand, another project is in the works, so hang on tight, me and my friends are working on something that we think you might like!

A while back, FatBadger posted this video:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
494734

The video has to do with a little known sexual fetish: scat. If you haven't already, read through the reviews this movie got. I want to point out one in particular that belonged to Nakoruru. She says a lot of intelligent things about the fetish and the flash, but sadly her review has been (at least to me) unfairly down-voted. I STRONGLY encourage you to help her review up!

With that out of the way, her review inspired me to write about the subject. So here's what I know of it from personal experience (yeah, that's right... I have the fetish, don't judge me.)

From what I understand, scat porn appeals to men who get off on the sight of women defecating, or vice versa. It doesn't really have so much to do with the poop itself, but more the fact that someone they love or find attractive is pushing it out of their anus. You see, shit is a taboo, especially when it comes to women. From a woman, it is considered to be unladylike. So, the sight of a woman pooping is exotic, especially when being witnessed by a member of the opposite sex. The erotic part probably comes from the fact that the anus is a part of the body that is associated with sex, given it's proximity to the genitalia (i.e. only maybe a few inches.) Case in point, someone with a scat fetish wouldn't find a turd by itself attractive. It's only attractive to them when it's seen coming out of a their lover's butt.

Also, another thing to mention is that some people with a scat fetish may find the scent (and in the most extreme cases taste) of their lover's poops and farts pleasing. This, again, is purely a psychological thing, and has nothing to do with the smell itself. Again, it's because they associate the smell with their lover.

There are different variations of the scat fetish. These could include:

Voyeurism: Watching women poop. Probably the least risky of all the variants.

Scat play: Activities such as pooping on your lover, being pooped on by your lover, and smearing it on each-other. Again, one of the least risky activities, unless crap is smeared in proximity to the mouth or any other opening of the body (it came out for a good reason.)

"Fudge Packing": This is a very little-known variant of the fetish, and is often used to refer to anal sex, even though in most cases there's no poop involved. Fudge packing is when a man has anal sex with his lover while she has to take a dump. The result is that poop gets smeared on the man's cock. This is the second most risky variant. Poop has all kinds of bacteria, and if that gets into a man's cock, it could lead to the male partner getting a UTI (urinary tract infection.) Also, it is important never to put it in a woman's vagina after packing fudge, as it could cause her health problems, too. NEVER stick something that's been in a woman's ass into her mouth, shit is TOXIC! It could lead to serious disease and even death! This is the reason I don't like A2M (ass to mouth) porn.

Coprophagia: "Coprophagia" literally means "shit eating". This is the most risky behavior people who have a scat fetish can engage in and, sadly, one of the most common, as has been proven by "2 girls, 1 cup." Many videos exist on the internet of people eating shit, and it covers almost 90% of scat porn. Like I said in the definition for fudge packing, shit is toxic and can kill you if ingested!

On a final note, for some of the more risky behaviors, some wiser people will use a condom and whatever other safety measures they can to enjoy scat sex in a way that's safe and pleasurable (e.g. using plenty of lubrication and foreplay during anal.) When it comes to fudge packing, the male partner can wear a condom so shit doesn't get into his urethra. When it comes to coprophagia, some people will wear a condom over their mouth, so it doesn't come into direct contact with feces.

So there you have it, everything you probably did or did not want to know about the oft misunderstood scat fetish.

I read an article just a moment ago about an 8 year old girl who was arrested for spitting on and inappropriately touching two of her instructors. Here's the thing that drives me nuts, though... She had Asperger's Syndrome, which is a form of autism. That's right, she was retarded! You would think that the teachers would have had the common sense to think she didn't know any better, but... Yeah... Some people are just dumb! Thankfully, the prosecutor had the sense to drop the charges against her.

Now, the family is filing a tort claim against the Lake Pend Oreille School District and Bonner County.

I didn't like it. With the gay sex at the beginning and that scene with the dancing cock, I'm surprised I sat through the whole movie. Maybe I just didn't want to feel like my money went to waste. But it still does...

It should be pretty obvious that I don't recommend it.

So, I had this great idea for a movie parody that I wanted to do. I don't know when it will be done, but I'll begin writing the script before too long. I just gotta watch the movie again so I know what to put in the spoof.

I was reading a story on Viacom claiming that MTV is going to pull itself out of the hole. However, investors are still worried, and rightfully so. MTV has been becoming less and less popular because they dropped what made them MTV: THE MUSIC! MTV stands for Music Television, and if most of their program lineup consists of reality TV shows, then they have no right to call themselves MTV anymore. They SOLD OUT! And if they don't stop selling out, they'll NEVER dig themselves out of the whole! At this rate, Viacom will either drop MTV, or go bankrupt trying to hang onto it and the other networks it owns.

Well if you didn't, here's the lowdown: There's an option in your account page that says "Revenue Sharing". If you click on it it will ask you for your mailing information and Paypal address, if you have one. But yeah, how it works is if you generate ad revenue, part of that revenue will be shared with you, and Newgrounds pays you once you reach $50! HOW COOL IS THAT!? What are all of you waiting for, try it out!

I've been seeing a lot of tributes to Micheal Jackson, and a few pertaining to Billy Mays. But where's all the respect for Farrah Fawcett!? She died, too! Does no one respect her after her death? And what about Ed McMahon? You guys remember him, right?

But that's besides the point... It seems like a bunch of famous people are dying all at the same time! That's pretty macabre, man, I mean, a few of them (Mike, Farrah, and Ed.) had a really huge impact. Billy Mays was kind of a celebrity, but he was more well known for being energetic I think.

Well, my condolences go to them all...

And he's trying to spam the portal again!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
501257

Do something before he's allowed to start trolling again! If we succeed in blamming him, we all get blam points, so let that be your motivation!